#20. Bling
Possibly stemming from their proud heritage of tribal jewelry, black people have an undeniable love affair with the bling. Flava Flav pioneered the era of modern tribal jewelry in the 80’s. The rest, as they say, was history.
#19. Rioting
Those of us in all cultures have been driven to the allure of mob mentality demonstration throughout our storied histories. However, the Los Angeles Riots of 1992 showed us that blacks have perfected the art of savage mob destruction, unlike anything that has ever been observed in the civilized world.
#17. Holy Rolling
No other culture worships so uninhibitedly and vigorously. Those black folks sure do know how to praise some Jesus!
#16. Outfits That Clash
The black penchant for mismatched, gaudy outfits, probably stems from the vibrant colors of ancient tribal garb. No matter how nasty the black person’s attitude may be, their attire will always be festive and bright.
#15. Laughing at White People
Those clever black folks have entire networks devoted to poking the ribs of the white establishment. There are many blacks that have made long illustrious careers by making whites the butt of every joke. Some of this stuff is historically funny. Regretfully, when a white comedian reciprocates the ribbing in the spirit of fun, it is often construed as hostility and bigotry.
#14. Trophy White Mates
The holy grail of the black dating experience, catching a white, hook, line, and sinker.
#13. Ebonics
Even the well spoken black folks occasionally, and very proudly, butcher the English language in a very purposeful fashion. It’s unclear as to whether or not they are exercising their Ebonics muscles as a showing of their ethnic pride, or if its just one more way to stick it to the man.
#12. Junk Cars With Big Rims (Hoopties)
Rims = $2000, Paint = $1500, A Blinged Out crash-up-derby car = Priceless.
#11. Fried Swine Intestine
Chitterlings (a.k.a Chittlins’), they say that once the fecal matter is washed out and you get past the rancid smell of them cooking…they are quite delicious.
#10. Their Mothers
In the black culture the mothers and grandmothers are true matriarchs of their families. It is unclear if the unsurpassed esteem of the black mother results from the large absence of male parental figures in the average black family. Whatever the cause, all other cultures should look to the black race for a good example of how to honor thy mothers.
#9. Gambling
Bad money managers with a lot of money…are still bad money managers and will soon be broke all over again.
#8. The Mother-Land
Black Americans share a common affinity for Africa, so much so that they’ve adopted the African-American monikers. Unfortunately, the fact that their “Mother-Land” has enslaved more of herown than any other nation is often glazed over. That along with the fact that Africans often sold their own to westerners for money.
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